Listen up, ladies: Are you tired of games, half-truths and cat-and-mouse phone chases that will never lead to love? Well, have I got a guy for you. He’s got standards, he’s got morals and, most importantly, he has a list of about 372,000 dealbreakers that he won’t put up with. Form a line to the left and excuse yourself once you hit an item that describes you. THIS. IS. SINGLED. OUT.
This list is so damn long! I wonder if I could come up with a list of deal breakers half as long if I really gave it the ol’ college try.
Oh, and this guy’s the worst, obviously.